diff --git a/_headers b/_headers
index bed0333..e393943 100644
--- a/_headers
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@@ -8,3 +8,4 @@
   Actual-Server: Tag 2 electric boogaloo
   Joe-Biden: Eat some chocolate chocolate chip!
   My-Personal-Phone-Number: 3. What's that? You wanted the whole thing? Oh! It's 12.
+  Set-Cookie: nothing.cookie="This cookie gets me 5 points on the MDN HTTP Observatory!"; Max-Age=60; Domain=isaac.run; Secure; HttpOnly;